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Division Review

May 26, 2005

I went to bed on Wednesday at 2100 hours knowing I'd have to wake up at 0515 to be at the staging area by 0700 for the Division Review.

The air was still brisk as I rode through Fort Campbell Gate 7 at 0630 on my motorcycle. I smelled the sweet scent of honeysuckle as I approached the gate guard with my ID card and noted briefly that the other soldiers, secure in their cars, windows rolled-up, radios on, probably didnt even know that there were fragrant flowers clinging to the fences on either side of the road. I passed through the gate and quickly found parking for my bike at the staging area.

The plan, rehearsed the previous day, was for all of the companies in 5th Battallion to form-up at the staging area. We would then march together to the parade field and link up with the rest of the division for the planned review. I met with Bravo Company and joined my co-workers in a mass formation. The First Sergents proceeded to arrange everyone in the Battallion in size order.

I am about average height and, as a result, found myself standing in the center of the formation. This is an ideal location for blending in. I listened, smiling to myself, as the Specialist next to me complained to the Sergent next to her.

"All of my friends are short and not standing near me." she said

"Make some friends in this area", he suggested.

"Nah", she said, inclining her head toward me, "the only people around here are snobby aviators".

"They have no reason to be snobby", the sergent informed her, "they are not even required to have college diplomas anymore."

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Week of the Eagles

May 25, 2005

The past few days have been busy but not particularly productive. Let me start by telling you about my weekend.

Several of the warrant officers in my Company invited me to go dirt bike riding with them at a National Recreation Area called "Land Between the Lakes (LBL)" (http://www.lbl.org/Home.html). The area is about 40 minutes from here and is covered with trails for both motorized and non-motorized use. We went to the Turkey Creek OHV area which is reserved for motorized off-highway vehicles.

Many of you know that I own a KLX-650 motorcycle. This is considered a "dual sport" bike meaning that is can be used on or off-road. It is kind of like the SUV of motorcycles. I rode my KLX to LBL where I met my friends. They brought their motorcycles on trailers because, unlike me, that had machines dedicated to difficult trail riding. Their bikes were much smaller and lighter than mine. Moreover, my friends are experienced dirt bike riders. This was my first time bringing my motorcycle off-road.

I got bloody and muddy, and tired and frustrated and had a great time! We spent the day riding trails that I never imagined could be ridden on my motorcycle. I spent a lot of time floundering in deep mud pits trying to pick my very heavy bike back up. The rest of the time was spent chasing my buddies over jumps, around trees, through boulders and up steep hills. It was great fun and good bonding with the guys I will be training (and fighting) with.

The rest of the week has not been nearly as much fun or as good for morale. It is the "Week of the Eagles" at Fort Campbell. This is supposed to be a week of self-congratulatory, esprit de corps events. In reality, it is a lot of group runs and parades and inspections.

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TurnItIn's statement on fair use

May 23, 2005

This is pretty funny. TurnItIn cites the following case law when explaining how their commercial use of people's work meets the standards of fair use. "materially impair the marketability of the work which is copied." Let's assume for a minute I'm running a term-paper mill and selling my term papers. The indexing of my papers in TurnItIn will destroy their marketability. It may not be ethical to sell term papers but I'm aware of no law against it.

A final problem I have with their page explaining copyright is it says nothing about end user licenses. I've distributed materials under licenses that forbids any derivative commercial use. Yet they will happily store my works in their system and espouse their position that they are completely within their rights.

There are some more interesting arguments in this 2001 response to an email. Including the statement in response to a query about a student who specifically denied the right to upload their paper to an www site. "[U]se of the student's paper would be deemed fair because rather than constituting infringement, the use prevents infringement of that paper from occurring." In other words we think our use should be OK so it is.

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Riding for Pleasure

May 23, 2005

Having grown up owning and riding horses I was always able to ride whenever I wanted. It was a integral part in me wanting to have horses be a part of my life forever. However, I think that my views of riding have evolved as I have grown older. As a young person I thought that if you had horses that you needed to go out and show to win no matter what the sacrifice. There was a lot of back stabbing, fighting and rudeness. Everyone was always fighting for the best trainer, the best outfit, the most prestigous shows. I must say that I did get cought up in it. As I went away to college I took my horse with me. In order to pay for her care I decided to work at the stable she was at. $500 a month for a college student was a lot of money. I learned a lot about the equine show world from the back side. What I saw did not impress me. I could not belive that I had been part of it. I began to take a look at my real motives for riding. My horse soon came to retirement age and I decided to let someone have her as a broodmare and small time eventer. I pretty much left the horses behind. Besides doing some exercising and riding other peoples horses I took myself out of the scene. What I did not realize was that it was not the horse part that I did not agree with, it was the showing and the lifestyle. After a few years I had the opportunity to get another horse and decided not to make the same mistakes I had before. This time it was going to be about the horses and the enjoyment I got from riding. Although I have been through a couple of horses I think I have gotten back the feeling of pleasure when I ride.

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Time flies

May 21, 2005

The cliche is time flies when you're having fun. With that measure my life has been living in Disneyland. It is hard to think that a year ago I was still commuting between Nevada and Colorado. In fact this weekend marks the year anniversary of the big move. The move concluded on Memorial Day last year. This year we'll need to have a get-together on our ranch.

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Not so neighborly

May 20, 2005

For the last couple of months we've been trying to work with some vicious dogs being kept by a neighbor. After several requests the neighbors have chosen to do nothing about the constant barking. Recently Sarah was told that the constant barking of the pack of dogs is a desired trait. As you can clearly see in this brief movie these vicious dogs are continuing to come through the fence and have already attempted to bite or bitten ourselves, our dogs and our horses. Yet, in our neighbor's action this is our problem.

Update: Vote about what you think about this situation.

The text at the end of the video points out that our neighbor emerged during the taping of this video and proceeded to do nothing more than watch.

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The Fridge Guy

May 20, 2005

Well, today I received my first official "additional duty" as a WOJ. I am in charge of the Bravo Company fridge. This sounds trivial but is not. It is the most visible duty in the company. The pilots and crew take a well stocked fridge very seriously. If something is not there, it comes down on the fridge guy.

Our fridge has been run extremely well in the past few months so I have big shoes to fill. In fact, other companies shop at our fridge. We actually make money selling snacks and drinks out of the fridge. The turnover is so high that I am going to wind up shopping several times a week to keep it properly stocked. If I do well, I will get the respect of the entire Battalion. If I do badly . . .

I am looking forward to the next WOJ arriving sometime in June so I can pass this job on to him. Perhaps I will be flying by that time.

Other that the new job things are about the same. I am getting to know my co-workers and think we will get along fine. In fact, I am going to a promotion party tonight for three of them who just went from WO1 to CW2, leaving me as the only WO1 right now.

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