A few months ago someone pointed out to a coworker that the following trick or "easter egg" is hidden in Microsoft Word:

1. Type in "I'd like to kill Bill Gates".
2. Select the sentence and choose Tools -> Language ->Thesaurus from the menu.
3. The suggested alternative is "I'll drink to that".

Today it came around again. This time "I'll bet Clinton will resign" was the magic phrase. The result? It's the same. In fact you can get word to do it to any phrase starting with I'll or I'd -- probably anything starting with I' for that matter.

But there's real work to be done.