The weblog Wonkette has some choice excerpts from First Lady Laura Bush at the White House Correspondent's Dinner.

My favorites include:

"I'm proud of George. He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

"George's answer to any problem at the ranch is to cut it down with a chainsaw. Which I think is why he and Cheney and Rumsfeld get along so well."